The only reason you’re in my presence is because I want to sit on your unfortunate face. I’m well aware of your excitement by the sight of my ass. No, not just any ass, this is THE Astro-ass. The ass that takes away all forms of men’s logic and reasoning. I want you to wipe off the drool from your face before I sit on it. Let’s start with 15 seconds and work our way up to at least a minute. If you don’t last, I would have your body dragged out of my premises.

So you better not di.e right away. After you survive putting your nose in between my ass cheeks for a while, I’ll go ahead and take off my golden booty shorts to reveal my divine ass. Between euphoria, fear and oxygen deprivation, this ought to be quite the experience. Let’s see how well you do.