
Your face is only good to sit on! Now lay still as I position myself on top of it. Hey, I’ll even read to you for a bit, until you can no longer handle it. You are on your back. Sydney walks in with the book she was planning on reading. All she wants you […]

Hey loser, how’s that pathetic life of yours going? Sydney is here today to talk to you about your pathetic loser life. She knows how some guys are just born a loser, grow up a loser and stay a loser well into their adulthood – just like you, isn’t that right dork? For some reason, you just never made it and instead decided to stay a single, […]